By finding me, you helped to save the harvest. An evil gnome beamed down from his intergalactic maze sphere to steal seeds & bring them to the future. He wished to use them to genetically engineer inferior crops that would later be introduced into the humans diets. Little did he know that his efforts were all in vain, because the humans had already achieved this on their own. Please accept a free pack of real, all natural, heirloom seeds with your next order. Just leave a comment with your order, or email & mention my name, which is *FARADAY*.
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